Barsexuality is the new black.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
then he tried to convert me to islam
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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