It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
