can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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