Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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