We won't sleep together?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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