He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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