This girl is more easily done than said...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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