is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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