hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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