do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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