no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Boobs are out for the taking
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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