I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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