Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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