You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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