I just cut my nipple shaving
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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