So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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