Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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