yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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