Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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