She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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