my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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