I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This is the high leading the old right now
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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