I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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