No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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