I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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