Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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