Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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