I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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