im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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