Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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