i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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