I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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