we're blogging at a bar
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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