Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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