Me. At least after what I've been through.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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