32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Randomize
