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dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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