hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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