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(914): View more from New York

i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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(616): View more from Michigan

Princesses don't give blow jobs

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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(217): View more from Illinois

You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.

(250): View more from British Columbia

I hear you

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(406): View more from Montana

I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?

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