To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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