My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?