Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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