Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
accomplished twins. life is a go
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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