Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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