Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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