Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Send help, water and tortillas.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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