Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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