Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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