we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
zippers are such a cool invention
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You took a bar mat shot.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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