only if we run a train.
done.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize