don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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