grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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