My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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