:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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