i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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